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SEAN JOHN SHIRT

from SHOP SOUNDS by Jon Epworth

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stick-thin buck-toothed sean john shirt with his hat off to the side
check out the confident stride the honky paragon of our times
forty-plus and hanging on to the joi de vivre gone by
used to make all the ladies scream now he just makes his momma cry

hey there whiteboy player yesterday said goodbye
couldn't graduate from the old school
the new school is leaving you far behind

now you gotta demo that's self-produced 'cause you can rock 4/4
in them fruity loops
all the haters out there won't think it's so funny when they hear the mad
ways you can rhyme the word 'money'
tap me on the shoulder smellin' like a rolled smoke sayin' "hey man,
check out my beats, my uncle kevin says they're dope"
pop your cheap-ass ear-buds into their intended receptacle and
as was expectable your music is detestable a spectacle of hi-end heavy hiss-encrusted decibels lamentable the thought of someone calling this presentable
now take them MP3s before i get myself intestinal (son)

check it out - check out my cubic zirconium
check it out - check out my oversized nike pumps
check it out - check out the gleam of my mail-order grille
check it out - this upper cuspid is dressed to kill

hey there whiteboy player...

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from SHOP SOUNDS, released October 10, 2013
5-string bass: mark gunter
harmonies: debi & dennis gunter

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